that one time I went to a different starbucks for my morning coffee and I was running kind of late and there was this REALLY HOT GUY with amazing boots and skin who looked pretty hungover and a lot like that sad gay guy from kings??? and I was like hEY it is that sad gay guy from kings also haha fuck he was on gossip girl wow that show turned into a trainwreck oh shit my coffee’s here I have 2 go
and then 2 weeks later I saw the avengers and captain america and sad gay guy from kings turned out to be bucky barnes
oh also he definitely looked like he had been sucking cock all night I’M NOT SAYING HE DID BUT THAT’S REALLY WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names